In the beginning there was just God. Well while at boot camp, our Technical instructor or TI (similar to a drill sergeant) thought that referred to them being there in the beginning. In the Air Force, Basic Military Training or BMT takes place at Lackland Air Force Base in San Antonio, Texas. We are there for 6 weeks as our introduction into military life and initiation. For this time we spend a lot of time marching, marching, cleaning our living areas, oh and did I mention marching.
We also do a lot of "pushing Texas" (pushups), sitting in invisible chairs, and being spat on by an angry TI who swears that we are the scum of the Earth. While going through it, one is just dying to get it over but looking back, it was a lot of fun; some great stories came from that experience.
Really you can ask anyone who has gone through boot camp about something funny that happened there, they wouldn't know where to begin.
As you can see I gained skills of loosing hair, making a bed that you can bounce a quarter off of,
shining boots that where just caked with mud 30 min earlier and well looking like 29 other guys with no hair and wearing the same clothes.